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Allah Maha Adil & Maha Pemurah!

Full-flower flushing!.....First time dalam masa 5 tahun!
Syukur AlhamduliLlah!

Got this funny article from a friend's blog today and thanks to the writer, it had made me laughing out loud.


Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? What they have to say.

Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to look for food on the other side.

Sammy Vellu:
kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll....itu jambatan mesti ada tahan 100 tahun. Lain kali bole kasi tutup..kita bole survey mana ada rosak.

Karam Singh Walia(TV3):
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.

Wan Kamarudin(Edisi Siasat NTV7):
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saje.Ayam semua dah besar kepala,..dan dah tak nak duduk reban...dan bertambah biadap dan buat perkara yg tak masuk dek akal!

Zainal Ariffin Ismail(TV3 Kisah Misteri):
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri........."

Zainal Alam Kadir(Wayang Kita Astro):
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."

Sisters in Islam:
We abhor the thoughts of the rooster enslaving the hen, that is why female chicken must be brave and know their rights before they cross the road,....and some cross to escape the master/slave marriage....but this Taliban minded syaria court is no help to the grieving hens...all chicken hens should not vote for IFL!

Abdul Fatah Haron(PAS Rantau Panjang):
Ayam-ayam yg melintas ini semua adalah kerana mereka ayam-ayam yang GATAL......

Md. Said Yusof(BN Jasin):
Apa salah nya...biarkan mereka lintas...tutup sebelah mata ajelah...ayam-ayam terlebih besar sikit shj.Lagi pun semua nya itu ayam saya.

Shahrir Abdul Samad (ex Pengerusi BBC):
Ini adalah prinsip saya. Ayam-ayam tak boleh dibenarkan melintas jalan. Kalau beginilah, maka ia nya bertentangan dgn prinsip saya, maka saya RESIGN.

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Microsoft will pledge a billion for research on chicken AIDS.

Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...you know that it is our right to build the bridge on our side of the straits....so why are we chicken out?

Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua... jangan percaya... we've decided to scrap the scenic bridge for the best interest of the people...nothing to do with chicken. And of course others have the right to express their opinion....ini biasalah.

Dan Brown (Da Vinci's code author):
The chicken used to a member of a secret society Poultry of Sion. The Opus Dei chickens are on its back because of the missing parshments of Les Dossiers Secrets. And they(Opus Dei)are known for their 'corporal mortification' practice.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget. But of course this is for their SDI (Strategic Defense Initiative) program if I'm not mistaken.

Bill Clinton :
I've had met so many chicks that like to blow, I can't remember them all...but I like White House intern chicks, like Monica Lewinsky....Ooops I'm sorry Hillary.

George Bush:
These chicken inspector must be allowed to do their job....Let me stress now...their plutonium enrichment program must be stop, and make no mistake, we are not going to tolerate another WMD producing rouge chicken state, they are axis of evil state....and put all our options on the table..

Arthur Andersen (consultant):
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Aku:
Lantak dialah....dia nak pergi mana dia punya sukalah!


p/s : Thanx Sherrina!

Aku suka dengan email yang aku dapat dari member ex-schoolmate and ex-UPM aku! Kadang-kadang aku ada terpikir juga benda2 cam ni.......Pasal World cup 2006!
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greetings!

kekadang naik mual nak tengok football matches nowadays... macam dah di`set'kan semua results....
example, WC2006... memacam teori wujud.... italy dah lepas, por-fra pagi esok... but from sports science/antropology/social/marketing points of views. macam2 konspirasi n teori bole wujud...

1. WC is sports brand war.. PUMA vs adidas/nike? kalu puma v adidas tru to final... nothing 2 lose coz both produk owner samo.. both adik beradik. kalu puma v nike final baru malatopsz!

2. italy tru nak cover skandal aturgame dlm seria A italy 2005/06 season? who knows? x kan dulu, euro2004 tetibo lak Greece champayon? logik ker? remember that their domestic league was in the verge of bankruptcy... further more that year depa organize summer olympic... apo lagi attraction yg boleh offer?? title euro champion le..

3. kalu portugal tru, nak `up'kan saham scolari, 1st coach to win WC back2back, baru bole demand dgn CBF or england FA nk jd coach depa... baru ronaldo kena kurus badan and fitter coz scolari is a no-nonsense coach n patut pun beckham rezain captain..

4. kalu france tru, last swansong to zinadin@zainuddin zidan@zainudin mat korip@arip.. x sesio le pada umoq 34 tawon (dio sebayu matleng pulis sr. kito) out from retirement, jd world champ, jd LIVING LEGEND! good for him! he's our muslim brother..

MORAL OF THE STORY... x yah fanatik sgt sokong team WC nih w/pun aku support Italy n Germany n jgn gambling! Semuo World Betting Organisation dah atur... takkan lak mighty Brazil pun out? where was roberto carlos 2 cover far post to challenge henry waktu dia score? fahmy ansara cover that position lebih bagus seingat aku mssdkp 1990 dulu..
lastly, majulah sukan untuk negara n sapot NS NAZA! ini pun satu, bilo corporate company sponsor, baru menang Super league... tak heran ke? next year expect le Perak Toyota, Melaka Perodua, Johor Suzuki etc... hangpa pikiaq sendiri no...

TIDUR BOLA<> <>

-CHEERS-

email oleh Roestam Affendy Sijar (Choco)

Aku teringat tahun2 malas aku di UPM. Entah setan mana dah masuk aku pun tak tahu. Orang lain kekuliah aku bantai tido kt hostel. Malam berjaga sampai pagi. Bukan study pun....ntah apa2 yang aku buat. Nama je student freshie....tapi perangai tak fresh langsung. Orang lain berkobar2 di menara gading, aku..... kepala jadi senteng. Time kuliah aku pas kt member aku suruh tandatangan kedatangan. Tutorial pun kadang ada kadang tidak......Gila betul masa tu. Kalau ikutkan memang langsung tak layak bergelar student!! Ntahlah....mood dah tak ada nak belajar....sayang betul. Kan lebih baik tempat aku di UPM ni diberikan pda yang betul2 serious nak belajar?

Siang buat taik mata, malam jadi musang. Asyik nak enjoy aje....tapi bukan anjoy gi disko ke apa...akutak buat kerja2 tu. Tak melepak mengacau orang, aku jadi komando kat dusun durian UPM. Bila ada test atau exam....baru nak gelabah....esok nak exam...barulah terhegeh2 cari nota.....mana nak pas? Akhirnya kecundanglah aku lalu di GB kan sudahnya. (Gagal dan Diberhentikan). Dalam hati bukan apa, geram, saja nak balas dendam. Nak masuk ITM tak dapat! Fikir2 balik bodoh betul aku ni. Tapi itulah tahun paling bebal dan malas bagi aku. Nasib baiklah ditawarkan peluang kali kedua buat aku...........

Kalaulah aku ada benda alah ni..........

Terasa sungguh kedamaian bila berada dikebun.....hilang segala tension...Masa tak terasa berlalu..Walaupun hasil untuk tahun ni agak 'upset'....Aku tak kisah ("Aiman tak kisah") tapi bila pengunjung tak diingini tiba...mulalah aku meletop! Cisss! Tak guna punya tuan lembu....!